“Bubble, press release: ‘Free Champagne Reception’. Get on to Moët et Chandon, and tell them it’s for charity! Get on to Joan Collins, and tell her it’s free champagne! Oh, listen, look, darling. I don’t want to wear this, sweetie. I want to look completely happening and unbiased. I want to… No, sweetie, just get me something from every collection. Alright, darling, come on! Come on! Leave that, darling, leave that.”
Maybe Eddie should CTFO, Keep Calm and Drink Champagne.